What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Patchy Mix is latest 'fraud check' victim as he is battered in UFC 316 debut after claiming he would beat Sean O'Malley - Bloody Elbow

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Sunt explicabo sunt omnis eveniet enim et.

No go.

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Alan Alda, Mike Farrell Among Those Paying Tribute to Loretta Swit: “A Supremely Talented Actor” - The Hollywood Reporter

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

After 600 Years, Astronomers Finally Solve the Mystery of the Missing ‘Guest Star’ - Gizmodo

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Nvidia Stock: Forget AI Data Centers, Is This Market Nvidia's Next Big Growth Driver? - The Motley Fool

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Ford Stock Rises After Strong May Sales. The Pain Is Coming. - Barron's

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Mountaineers Defeat Kentucky to Advance to Super Regionals - West Virginia University Athletics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?